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  • Dad: Knock knock.
  • Me: No.
  • Dad: It's a Peter Capaldi joke.
  • Me: Okay, who's there?
  • Dad: Peter Capaldi.
  • Me: Peter Capaldi who?
  • Dad: Doctor.
  • Me: ...
  • Dad: I thought of that one myself. :D

Steven Moffat's Series Eight Episode Guide

randomstarsandwickedthings:

Deep Breath: “It’s a huge introductory show. What if your best friend was somebody else? It’s really about Clara trying to cope with that - and whether or not she even likes who he is, mixed in with a truly terrifying monster.”

2. “We’ve done a really good Dalek…

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via cumbercrush)

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

(via superheroes-and-fairytales)

tyleroakley:

Finally, I can be me.

tyleroakley:

Finally, I can be me.

(Source: krablord, via superheroes-and-fairytales)

girldwarf:

"Feminism is about CHOICE! Women should be able to make any choice!!!"

I mean, yes, women should be able to make any choice, but that choice should be informed? Educated? And contextualized in terms of female oppression? So stop using that as a copout from feminist criticism and analysis?

(via superheroes-and-fairytales)

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

(via mcflycriss)

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does anyone else just come home and go straight to chocolate like you come home and your microwave is on fire but no chocolate’s more important