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does anyone else just come home and go straight to chocolate like you come home and your microwave is on fire but no chocolate’s more important

Millbuscus

homeisbehindpt said: How've you been doing missuses?

'Ello me lovely! I've been tickety boo thanks you?

galaxybender:

nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE

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holmesworthy:

You clearly missed me.

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clavacles:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

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Tagged by bloomability47 “YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT SOMEONE BY THE TYPE OF MUSIC THEY LISTEN TO. HIT SHUFFLE ON YOUR IPOD, PHONE, ITUNES, MEDIA PLAYER ETC AND WRITE DOWN THE FIRST 20 SONGS. THEN PASS THIS ON TO 10 PEOPLE. ONE RULE: NO SKIPPING”

• Sail-Blame it on my ADD
• Beating Heart-Ellie Goulding 
• Human-The Killers 
• Zelda Medley-Lindsey Stirling 
• All of Me-John Legend (Tiesto’s birthday remix)
• Twilight-Cover Drive 
• If U Got It-Chris Malinchak (Radio Edit)
• Assasin’s Creed Theme-Lindsey Stirling
• Waves-Mr Probz (Robin Schulz Radio Edit) 
• Sunlight (Zomboy Remix)-Modestep

I tag:
smerchfanatichellyeahfandomhomeisbehindptcapaldikidneysoneanddonewritergirlcumbercrush
hopewhofellintoatv
geniusneedsanaudience
youhaveamerryheart
cookie-moi

You’re in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay

(Source: aavenqers, via crimsonbinomes-deactivated20140)

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse, via destiel--is-canon)